1. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d getchange.
2. She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’twatching.
3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the controlgroup.
4. A room temperature IQ.
5. He has two brains; one is lost and the other is out lookingfor it.
6. She found some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but shejust gargled.
7. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch 60minutes.
8. She sets low personal standards and then consistently failsto achieve them.
9. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice aweek.